Hey, Doc, my butt is broken

A patient came to me recently saying, “Hey, Doc, my butt is broken.” 

This man’s hemorrhoids had progressed to the point that itching, burning, bleeding and “shoving things back into place” dominated most of his day.

Because he’d avoided treatment for so long, he was afraid that his condition could only be treated surgically.

And indeed, after finally deciding that enough was enough, he sought the advice of a surgeon who naturally told him he needed surgery. 

He didn’t.

I completed his exam and successfully treated his hemorrhoids using the painless methods I use.

I offer two easy, safe and effective, non-surgical procedures designed to safely eliminate hemorrhoids. 

One reduces the blood flow that feeds the hemorrhoids, reducing inflammation and causing them to shrink. The other is better suited to removing larger hemorrhoids. Both take just a few seconds to do. Since they are performed in an area with no nerve endings, they can be administered right in the comfort of my office without anesthesia.

There is virtually no pain, no prep needed, there are no major restrictions, and you don’t have to take time off of work. Our patient-centric focus also means scheduling an appointment and getting seen quickly are equally painless.

Our procedures are covered by insurance and consultations are free of charge.

If your butt is broken, spring is a perfect time to get it fixed so you can get back to enjoying the life you were meant to live.

To reach Dr. David Gutman of Advanced Hemorrhoid Specialists, call 216-772-4653. He has two office locations: 25200 Chagrin Blvd., Suite 109, in Beachwood; and 2660 W. Market Street, Suite 250, in Fairlawn. To learn more, visit SensitiveCare.com.