The Sleep Guarantee
No more tossing and turning. Clean Remedies Dispensary offers microdosed THC sleep products in store and online that promise to take you to dreamland in 30 minutes or less—guaranteed. Get deep, restorative sleep and wake up refreshed, never groggy.
Meredith Farrow, CEO of Clean Remedies Dispensary, has products in store that are guaranteed to help you fall asleep in 30 minutes or less—or your money back. (Photography: Adrienne Rose)
To keep up with skyrocketing sales of its organic CBD and THC products, Clean Remedies Dispensary is opening a new retail dispensary in Westlake next month.
Founder Meredith Farrow credits the growth of her company to checking the boxes of what consumers are looking for today: natural and effective alternatives to medications, ones that are thoughtfully crafted and free from artificial dyes or flavors.
After a long battle with postpartum depression, Meredith grew weary of prescription medication and began searching for a natural alternative.
Today, Clean Remedies manufactures and sells a complete line of cannabis-based products with varying amounts of CBD and THC, depending on what your goals are.
Tailored to You
“If you’re experienced with cannabis, it’s fine to go to our website and make a purchase,” Meredith invites. “But if you’re not experienced, we encourage you to come to our facility and talk with us about your goals. You don’t need a medical card or an appointment. Just drop in. New customers often spend 45 minutes with us—talking, asking questions, and learning. We’re here to make sure you get a product tailored to your needs.”
Keeping Things Real
Meredith and her team control every part of the small-batch production process, from creating formulas to manufacturing at the lab in Avon.
“We use all-natural ingredients like beet juice instead of dyes," says Meredith. “Flavors are all-natural, too. Trust and transparency are everything. Each product has its own QR code on the label where customers can find the results from the third-party lab that tests our products.”
The product menu includes gummies, chocolate bars, fruit tarts, drink mixes for mocktails, muscle gels, topicals, tinctures, THC flower, THC vapes, and anti-aging face creams and oils.
What Customers are Saying
You’ll find thousands of five-star reviews praising Clean Remedies’ products. Here’s one.
“After three weeks of using the Delta 9 Gummies, my arthritis pain and migraine headaches have been drastically reduced and sleep has improved considerably. For more than 10 years I have been using prescription pain medicine to control the pain and discomfort of arthritis. Since I started using the Delta 9 Gummies, I have been able to reduce the use of prescription pain medicine and hope to eventually eliminate its use entirely,” says Steven C.
Meredith reports the level of faith customers have shown in her products led her to create the 100% Happiness Guarantee. If you’re not completely happy with any purchase, you can return it within 30 days.
“The life stories our customers tell us are so inspiring,” she says. “We hear things like: ‘This has saved my life;’ ‘You have turned my life around;’ ‘I can finally get a good night’s sleep;’ and my favorite, ‘For the first time in 18 years I felt the cloud was lifted.’ We were founded to help people find natural alternatives to Big Pharma, and we are so proud to see that happening every day.”
Clean Remedies Dispensary’s new retail location is at 24525 Detroit Road in Westlake. The manufacturing lab and original store are located at 1431 Lear Industrial Parkway in Avon. No medical card is needed to buy any of these products. For more information, call 216-777-3133 or email support@cleanremedies.com. Visit CleanRemedies.com to shop online and learn more.
Getting Your Zzzs?
We are a nation of sleep deprivation.
A recent Gallup poll found that 57% of Americans say they would benefit from getting more sleep. And one-fifth of us are seriously sleep-deprived, getting less than five hours of sleep a night, which triggers a cascade of problems, from weight gain and weakened immune system to depression, Alzheimer’s, kidney disease, diabetes, high blood pressure and stroke.
Meredith Farrow, CEO of Clean Remedies Dispensary, reports getting faster, more restorative sleep is one of the most popular reasons why customers shop here.
“People are seeking all-natural products to replace sleep medications, which can be habit-forming and come with side effects,” she says. “THC, especially when combined with CBD, helps slow the mind and relax the body for sleep.”
Clean Remedies offers three sleep-promoting products that produce different levels of relaxation:
- Sleep & Soothe CBD Gummies—Infused with GABA, L-Theanine and CBN, these yummy gummies gently calm body and mind to drift off to dreamland naturally and consistently.
- Delta 9 THC Gummies—These cause a deeper sense of relaxation and euphoria, similar to the effects of drinking a glass of wine.
- Delta 8 THC Chocolate Dream Bar—The strongest product to produce sleep, the bar contains a higher dose of THC, valerian root and CBN. It would be the right choice for someone with a more serious level of chronic sleeplessness or insomnia.
“Our sales team takes the time to speak with customers to find the best fit for their needs,” she adds. “It’s incredibly rewarding when customers tell me they are sleeping through the night for the first time in decades.”
Meredith reports she came up with the “30-Minute Promise” that you’ll fall asleep within 30 minutes or get your money back.
“You wake up feeling refreshed and well rested without any grogginess that sleeping pills can cause,” she says.
In addition to sleep, other reasons for trying these products are anxiety, stress, inflammation, chronic pain, PTSD and to replace alcohol consumption.
Clean Remedies' 30-Minute Promise: Fall asleep within 30 minutes or get your money back.
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